cute... not so funny.. but cute..

A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off.

The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole.

Jesus slices the ball and it goes into the water hazard. He quickly runs across the water and hits his second onto the green 2 inches from the hole.

The old man tees off with a short worm burner that trickles into the hazard. Soon after a fish eats the ball and swims across the pond with it in its mouth. Just then an eagle swoops down and snatches the fish with the golf ball and flies off. The eagle loses its grip and drops the fish on the green. The fish then spits out the ball and it rolls into the hole for a hole in one.

Jesus turns to the old man and replies, "Play fair dad!"

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly ... and for the same reason.

a whopper of a word!

Main Entry: bil·dungs·ro·man
Pronunciation: 'bil-du[ng](k)s-rO-"män, -du[ng]z-
Function: noun
Etymology: German, from Bildung education + Roman novel
: a novel about the moral and psychological growth of the main character

(http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/bildungsroman)

those crazy germans and their awesome words!

Maybe I find it funny coz I own one.. but this is kinda cute!

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Honda ... because the apostles were all in one accord.

omg! this dude just spoke for *all* indians!! wtf!

"At the end of the day, every Indian wants to marry someone from the same community - someone who speaks the same language, eats the same food and shares the same culture," says Murugavel Janakiraman, the founder of the portal."


from the link : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6279287.stm

umm.. i don't think too much about this subject, seeing as it is completely moot in my life - but i think i'd give blind arranged marriages a thumbs down.