Petsmart woman and her boobs...

So, this morning I decided to be the empowered, independent and super fantastic soul that I can be from time to time and walked approximately 2 miles to the shopping centre area close by. I got there and decided that I wanted the peace and calm that one only experiences at Petsmart. (Also I decided that poor old Fitzy deserves a treat - water treatment junk.)

Anyway, long story short, I got into this conversation with the very nice Petsmart lady. For some reason, I unburdened some of my soul to her and we were talking for about 20 minutes. At some point, (and I won't tell you how we got there) she told me the story of how she considered getting larger boobs for her first husband. But it was a toss up between larger boobs and a car - and the car won out. I did my bit in being supportive by telling her that she great boobs!! It probably went over well because I was a female, but really, I can be an amazingly "foot in mouth"/cheeky person sometimes. I just get such a serious kick out of saying outrageous junk that may get into trouble. Its so much fun to push buttons and limits!!!

Sometimes I scare myself, just a teensy weensy bit.