i think this joke's really cute.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?


08/23/2006 (this one's wrong!)
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."